Tadao Plans on USB Cable Usage

Tadao Technologies is in the process of making their boards usb 2.0 and a mini-b usb compatible. As of now, the prototypes work with Mac OSX and Windows XP and Vista. Alternate boot screens, saved settings, and diagnostic downloads will be availble with the USB interface. Current Yakuza boards will not be able to be upgraded to use usb.

This thought of using a usb interface is pretty cool and could be very handy for a lot of players but the only thing that isn’t cool is that their is no interface for linux users.

Huzzah! New Theme!

After being too lazy to change the theme, and never finding a theme I actually liked, I decided to use some tutorial theme, since that’s what I was kinda looking for in the first place.

It went from a 1 column right theme to a 2 column right theme, and instead of black and whitish, it’s black, red, and white. I haven’t decided exactly what to with the columns yet. I’ll keep experimenting with different formats.

It works, just not a prettily, in IE 7. IE 6, surprisingly, seems to do a better job. If you’re using Firefox (or a Gecko based browser) or Safari, the corners should be rounded. Opera works the same, just without the rounded corners.

When I get it done to my satisfaction, I’ll release the source on my blog. The amount of changes were pretty minimal, but if someone really wanted to see it, I’m not going to stop them.

If you notice any problems, let me know.

Player A. Lulz All Around.

So a new company (Player A) came out (of the closet) last week, and it’s backed by the the super badass, I’m so freaking hardcore, and not gay, Markus Nielsen.

LOL. Check out my grillz, homie. You know I be representin’, foo

Anyways, it’s one of those “OMG! You’re such a badass motherfucker if you buy our shit.” company (see Hybrid, and all the other copy cat ones) that brings nothing creative or interesting to the table. Also, you’ll be the most original and creative motherfucker ever if you buy their mass produced crap.

OMG Look. I’m flicking you off. I’m hardcore!!!111!2.

Their profile page, hilarious. They really believe that. Their shirts, hilariously bad. Cheat? Great verb on a shirt. You know why you usually put a subject in a sentence? To know who the hell is it’s referring to. Who’s cheating? You? Me? That guy over there? The little kid playing pokemon in the corner? Or you have the wiping hits shirt. They tried to be all cool motherfuckers on the front, with their whole cheating agenda, but pussied out on the back.

OMG! High Voltage. This is so dangerous. You must think I’m the master of all things hardcore now.

The girlfriend doesn’t disappoint on fail. Nice 10 second photoshop job with the awesome impact font. And awesome girl silhouette with a star on her vajayjay, so we think about her vajayjay and all the great vajayjay we’re going to get with this ultimate badass shirt.

Lulz. Get it? It’s a reference to Nike’s slogan (do they still even use it?). No one has ever done that before. Isn’t it clever? LOL

No. You want to know what a real hardcore Aussie does? He drives 90 mph (150 km/h in crazy Aussie speak) with 10 pounds of pot in the trunk and 2 plants in the backseat, with a loaded .22 in the back, which he used for shooting kangaroos from his car whilst driving, all while masturbating and filming it. That’s hardcore. Lame shirts aren’t.

Pinokio Hoppers Officially Released

Pinokio hoppers have officially been released for public purchasing. There are two noses for the hopper: one that makes the capacity 250paintballs, and the other makes the capacity 400paintballs. Both noses are interchangeable with a push of a button. The pinokio weighs just 1lb with batteries, assuming with the 250 capacity nose. When filled with paint, this loader still weighs less than an empty DXS pulse. The pulse, which is no longer availablle for puchase, is the only loader that is capable of reaching the same feeding rates as the pinokio, 30+ balls per second. The pinokio runs off of two nine volt batteries and that can supposedly last up to 37 cases. Also, the pinokio has a slightly useless yet interesting feature, the motor is able to work while completely submereged in water. I suppose that helps for cleaning purposes.

The pinokio hopper can be yours for the lovely price of $169.00. Colors available are black, smoke, and clear.