Portland, CT: Home of FAIL

OK, so here’s the deal. Some kid shot another kid in the face at a so called paintball birthday party. Apparently, they decided shooting someone in the face was a good idea, especially when he had no mask on…fucking genius. And of all places they played in someone’s backyard, now only if there were places that were specifically designated for playing paintball with rules and regulations and proper supervision.

Good ‘ol backyard paintball play. Seemingly, adults with little to no experience with paintball guns are qualified to supervise. Hey kids, wear a mask while you’re playing a game but when we’re done you can take your mask off but still play with the guns. Don’t worry, it’s ok, nothing bad will happen.

Blind boy’s mommy wants to ban paintball guns in Portland, CT, which apparently does exist. She says she wants to prevent this type of accident from ever happeneing again, so which brings to mind, how many fucking dumbasses are in Connecticut?

I would like [a paint ball gun] to be treated like a rifle or a pistol; it’s something that can do damage to you, just like a rifle.

So a paintball gun that shoots balls of paint can shoot theoretical bullets that can kill people. You what else can do damage to you? Paper! Paper cuts hurt like a fucking bitch.

My personal feeling is that these teenagers are too young and inexperienced to know how to be safe with it.

Translation: Your kid is a fucking idiot and can’t do anything. He’s a piece of shit and doesn’t deserve to live. He should just kill himself.

I would basically blame those kids’ parents. … They are not taking responsibility for their kids

OMG! Will someone please think of the children!

Then you have genius commentary like this. Yeah, requiring people to be 18, that’s a good idea. Why not 21, since that’s when you can drink, legally. Or 25, since that’s when renting a car is cheaper. Or hell, why not 65, since that’s when you can get social security. God damn, I love assigning arbitrary ages on something that has absolutely no research to prove it relevant other than the thinking of children campaign. Stupid fucktards.

6 thoughts on “Portland, CT: Home of FAIL”

  1. haha dumbass kids

    there are clear warning lables on all paintball equipment…

    the only requirement to play paintball is being literate

  2. Paintball guns are only dangerous when used irresponsibly. Parents should take control of their own children and not worry about others. There should be no age assigned to an activity that can be safe and fun when done properly.

  3. That dumbass who got shot is my best friend u fucking idiot and it wasnt a birthday party cuz i was there and the kid didnt shoot him. the gun was on the ground and it went off. called a malfunction u ass holes.

  4. Mechanical guns CAN fail. I’ve had an incident playing paintball where some seal was failing and a mechanical marker kept firing off randomly.

    Regardless if it was at a party or not, why weren’t proper precautions taken.

    • No masks
    • No barrel cover if the marker was not being used and on the ground
    • Safety not on?
    • Aired up and loaded for no reason?

    Message to the mother – When you point the finger at others, you’re pointing 3 fingers back at yourself

    1st Finger – YOU should have made sure your child knew proper use of the paintball marker and that it’s NOT a toy.

    2nd Finger – If you’re going to let them play with a paintball gun in the backyard, YOU should have made sure they were going to wear the proper equipment.

    3rd Finger – Is my middle finger. To YOU the mother of that child for thinking that you can try to blame others for something that could have been prevented by YOU if YOU only took the time off to think about your child’s safety instead of thinking about makeup and clothes and your hair-do


    im pissed of about this dumbass age issues
    we only have one life to live with you know?
    it must have been an accident because who would be dumb enough to shoot an paintball to the face without a mask
    im 13 and im pissed at all this age issues because i want to play airsoft but then before christmas last year only 18 up were allowed to play. now i just think that the people who restricts kids from playing are just pussies who are afraid to be beaten by kids

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