Redskins Rookie, LaRon Landry, “Intentionally” Shot

More details about LaRon Landry getting shot in the groin emerge, or at least a rumor. Now, it seems that one of his teammates intentionally shot him, compared to being accidentally shot? I thought the whole point of the game was to shoot the other team. Thankfully, there is more to the story.

Landry had “shot” one of his Redskins teammates, knocking him out of the game. Then, Landry walked up to the player, who was on the ground at the time, and proclaimed that he was going to finish him off, execution style.

The teammate then raised his paintball gun and shot Landry point-blank in the crotch.

So now, Landry was being a complete idiot trying to “finish someone off execution style,” while his teammate didn’t want to have any of it and shot Landry before Landry could shoot him, again. Both are at fault, I guess. Landry shouldn’t have tried to shoot someone who was already out, especially at point blank range, while the teammate shouldn’t have shot him after being out, especially in the groin at point blank range.

Now, this is still an unsubstantiated rumor at this point, but I would put it pretty high on the believability scale.


A Paintball Takes Out Redskins Rookie

Sorry I didn’t write about this earlier, busy past couple of days.

A shot to the groin of Redskins rookie LaRon Landry caused him to miss practice on Friday. He, with many other defensive players, went on a team-building outing to play paintball. The 6th pick in the draft should be fine after a few days of rest.

Kinda funny when you think about it. Big defensive player taken out by a little tiny ball.

I’ll now show Mr. Landry, having not been getting shot in the groin, making a massive hit:

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